I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
