Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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