You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
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