Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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