the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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