My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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