Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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