bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
Randomize
