this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize
