that's an acceptable place to lick
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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