I cockslap morals
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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