He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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