Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
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