R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
I deserve this hangover.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
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