it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
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