I puked a lego.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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