The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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