do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Did I show you my penis last night?
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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