Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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