But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
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