So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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