Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Randomize
