How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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