You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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