well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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