If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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