The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
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