Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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