i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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