Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Let's paint friendship bongs
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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