their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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