i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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