Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
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