I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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