Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
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