You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
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