Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
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