OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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