I'm passing your future prison.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
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