i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
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