I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
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