Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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