i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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