): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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