What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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