i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Barsexuality is the new black.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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