I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
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