She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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