Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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