I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
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