Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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