Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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